For women who live with men who love to fish!

You might be a fisherman if ...

- You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener
- Your wedding party had to tie tin cans on the back of your drift boat
- You call your boat 'sweetheart' and your other half 'skeeter'
- Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file
- You keep a bonking stick by your favourite chair to change the TV channels with
- You name your dog "Abu" and your cat "Fenwick"
- You have your name painted on a parking space at the boat launch
- You have a photo of your 65 lb Spring on your desk instead of your family
- You consider Beans and Weenies a complete meal
- You think MegaBytes means a great day of fishing
- You send your child off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot
- You think there are four seasons: Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting
- You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your boat will fit in the garage (or in mine and Hal's case you buy a home with a garage so you can park your boat in it!)
- Your kids/wife/gf know it's Saturday -- the boats gone!