Friday, March 23, 2007

More random thots


-Yogurt lasts quite awhile past the due date kind of like sour's already sour so guess when there's green stuff on it then it's bad!

-When dogs and cats fart why do they look at their butt like it's not theirs, then look at you like you're the culprit?

- *In light of my recent attempts to start swimming regularly - If swimming is so good for your figure then explain whales

- If you burp, fart and sneeze all at the same time is it possible to take a breath AND what are the chances you'll crap yourself, blow a boogie across the room or blow a chunk?

- Why do men give chocolate on Valentines Day? Doesn't chocolate cause the body to release the same hormones that leave a woman feeling satisfied after an orgasm?

- Have to laugh at this saying 'It's always in the last place you look.'
Well NO SHIT SWIFTY could it be you stop looking once you find it.



Tall tales said...

This past week, you have shown me the money honey....Keep it real!
By the way your little thots, are so"yea no kidding" kinda thots!
You rock and Im glad you are my blogga sista!
Hugs and kisses to you Pen!