More random thots

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-Yogurt lasts quite awhile past the due date kind of like sour cream...it's already sour so guess when there's green stuff on it then it's bad!

-When dogs and cats fart why do they look at their butt like it's not theirs, then look at you like you're the culprit?

- *In light of my recent attempts to start swimming regularly - If swimming is so good for your figure then explain whales

- If you burp, fart and sneeze all at the same time is it possible to take a breath AND what are the chances you'll crap yourself, blow a boogie across the room or blow a chunk?

- Why do men give chocolate on Valentines Day? Doesn't chocolate cause the body to release the same hormones that leave a woman feeling satisfied after an orgasm?
HELLO! SOMEONE'S NOT GONNA GET ANY!!

- Have to laugh at this saying 'It's always in the last place you look.'
Well NO SHIT SWIFTY could it be you stop looking once you find it.



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