Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Silly questions and crazy thoughts

For giggles...do you have silly questions and crazy thoughts?

-Can you slam a revolving door?
-Can you read a picture book?
-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
-If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
-Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
-If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
-If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
-What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
-Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
-Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
-If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
-How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
-How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
-If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
-Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
-If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
-Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
-If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
-Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
-Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
-Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
-Do babies produce more spit than adults?
-How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
-Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
-You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
-You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?